everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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