Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
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I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
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All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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