is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
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You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
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found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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