On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
our cab driver is having phone sex.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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