My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
Be still, my beating vagina.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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