Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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