If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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