If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
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I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
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I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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