I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
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I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
27 Times The Kardashian-Jenner Clan Absolutely Slayed at NYFW
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
I supernannyed him into submission
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number