I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
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Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
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It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?