GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
These Attractive Criminals Got Modeling Contracts After Getting Arrested
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
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He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
You can't die you're my only democrat family member