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• (616): View more from Michigan

  i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?

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  you had an obligation.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys

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• (819): View more from Quebec

  He was spoon feeding me wine all night.

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• (252): View more from North Carolina

  I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars

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  I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.

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• (516): View more from New York

  Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA

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• (727): View more from Florida

  Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...

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• (408): View more from California

  We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.

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• (281): View more from Texas

  We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.

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• (714): View more from California

  I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on

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• (801): View more from Utah

  Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?

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