Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
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a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
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Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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