Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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