I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
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One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
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I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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