Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
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