some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
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I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
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A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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