Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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