She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
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You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
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Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
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