Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
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