PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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