So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
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Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
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Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
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