It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
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Dignity is for republicans.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
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What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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