Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
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Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
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Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
Randomize