when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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