Me. At least after what I've been through.
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
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I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
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Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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