awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
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