there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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