Thanks for jumping on that grenade for me last night. You're the best wingman ever
She ate 7 of the 8 slices of pizza. I deserve a purple heart and sex w your sister
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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