hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
no more duck duck goose at the bar
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
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