So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
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