Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
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I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
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Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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