He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
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