I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
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2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
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he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
as a side note pls kill me
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
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