I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
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