And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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