Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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