guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
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I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
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I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
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