Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
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security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
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I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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