I faked an abortion last night.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
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Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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