Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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