I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
Banned from zoo.
Again?
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
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