he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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