My hair reeks of homosexuality.
i love accidental penises.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
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she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
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There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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