I seem to have left my pride at pride
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
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As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
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Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?