Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
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Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
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Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?