This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
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I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
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I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
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I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING