Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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