I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
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