Got a toothbrush?
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
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She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Sorry my hands just texted you
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
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Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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