You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
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I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
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How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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