She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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