some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
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For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
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I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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