pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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