I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
Randomize
