sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
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He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
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There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
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