you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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