Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
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she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
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Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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