The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
You brought string cheese to the strip club
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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