I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
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I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
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So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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